Cuthbert

1. You can buy four items at Walmart or some other store that sells pretty much anything. What would you buy to freak the cash register out?

Qur'an and three packs of bacon.

Some great answers posted for this question btw lol'd all the way through.

2. What's your most embarrassing childhood moment?

My dad took me to get my hair cut once when I was about 14, the barber was quite chatty, talking my ears off and asked me about what I did, school and that. I didn't attend school and didn't want to say that so just said I start college soon. When he's done cutting my hair, he asks for the payment and it's a couple of pounds over what it should be, then he explains over 16s are charged full price and I have tried to pay for a kid's hair cut. I don't have the rest of the money so have to walk back over to my dad and ask for more money while explaining that I was basically talking shit in front of everyone.

EDIT - I just saw Ori's answer for this question and I can relate, when my dad bought some clippers and cut my hair for me. School was #pain tbh. I also tried to shave some lines in my eyebrows once and took more hair off than I should have.

3. Do you untie your shoelaces when you take your shoes off? Explain your position and how you feel about the other side. I expect an impassioned debate on this one guys.

In winter I wear boots that require it, but otherwise no as I wear trainers.

4. What are your least favourite foods? If you're a vegetarian, we ****ing get it. Pick a food that you don't like but adheres to your philosophy.

I will eat almost anything but I really don't like avocados, vinegar when it's used as a sauce as it stinks, kidney/liver, Parmesan cheese (same reason as vinegar) and aubergines.

5. If you could take a fair amount of any drug (and not die) what would you take? Non-drug users, imagine that the men came and forced you to do drugs. After you do the drugs they leave you alone and you can do as you please so you might as well enjoy it.

Probably cocaine & alcohol. Had some good nights on other drugs, but I wouldn't want to trip out & cocaine and alcohol is a great mix.

6. What's the best astronomical event (eclipses, really clear and beautiful nights, I'll even allow stuff like sunsets) that you've witnessed?

I saw the eclipse in 1999 which was eerie as fuck, there is another one happening next week which I am looking forward to as I was a child in '99 so will have a better experience this time.