I've had enough of The Room. It's like a funny joke that gets told over and over again. It loses its power. Check this one out...
Features such lines as...
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I will permit this colored man to speak. But speak one word of the Commie party, or one word in code, and I will blow his head off.
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Don't you know who I am? I am Chocolate-Chip Charlie! My hands are registered with the mid-New Jersey police as lethal weapons, and I eat them guns for breakfast!
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and one of my favorite lines of all time...
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I just ate shaving cream!
Well, everybody has to eat shaving cream once in a while.
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