Michael Owen is the funniest footballer/ex footballer going.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WqOxNspUPyE
He's actually bullying this youth player here. The banter is all one way
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aRG57-xJyOQ
This one is Partridge-esque. Grow your car organically
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uD-LjX_K9Cg