Batheart: Tells the dirtiest dad jokes ever. Has a love/hate-relationship with himself. He's seen a therapist about it, but to no help, due to his heavy Irish accent and inability to communicate without a sense of detached irony. Always comments on Vanilla's boobs.
Briksmachine or Brikchine or whatever: Cutest little mixed-nationality boy. A source of irritation to Chris Hansen.
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