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Old 02-15-2015, 05:06 AM   #158 (permalink)
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Dear CV,

When I was young I was being surveilled for mild autism, is that the the kind of thing you bring up on a first date? Like, all nonchalant about it... "Yeah so... right of the bat just gonna nail this out in the open- when I was a kid I had to talk to therapists because my family thought I was retarded. We never fully followed through with it though so.... yeah, you might be dating a retard."
Dear retard,

NO!

Yours respectfully,

Durr
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