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Old 02-07-2015, 09:08 PM   #1229 (permalink)
The Batlord
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Originally Posted by Chula Vista View Post
You guys are killing me.

Dolphins went 17-0.

Pats were 18-0 going into that game. (season expansion). Whatever.
The Dolphins ended up with 17-0. The Patriots had 18-1. Not quite as good.

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Tom Brady: (Bat, I know you're just f*king with me but this is fun)
Oh no, I ****ing hate the Patriots. I don't even care about football and I hate the Patriots. ****ing with you is just a bonus. Taking away your joy and replacing it with memories that still bother you, even if you don't want to admit it, is just a bonus.

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NFL

4× Super Bowl Champion (XXXVI, XXXVIII, XXXIX, XLIX)
3× Super Bowl MVP (XXXVI, XXXVIII, XLIX)
6× AFC Champion (2001, 2003, 2004, 2007, 2011, 2014)
2× NFL MVP (2007, 2010)
2× First Team All-Pro (2007, 2010)
1x Second Team All-Pro (2005)
10× Pro Bowl (2001, 2004-2005, 2007, 2009-2014)
3× NFL passing touchdowns leader (2002, 2007, 2010)
2× NFL passing yards leader (2005, 2007)
Sports Illustrated Sportsman of the Year (2005)
Sporting News Sportsman of the Year (2004, 2007)
AP Male Athlete of the Year (2007)
2× NFL Offensive Player of the Year (2007, 2010)
3× AFC Offensive Player of the Year (2007, 2010, 2011)
AP NFL Comeback Player of the Year (2009)
PFWA NFL Comeback Player of the Year (2009)
New England Patriots all-time leader
(passing touchdowns, passing yards, pass completions, pass attempts, career wins)
NFL 2000s All-Decade Team

NFL Records

29 career playoff starts for quarterback
29 career playoff games for quarterback
9 career NFL conference championship appearances for quarterback
6 career NFL conference championship wins for quarterback
Most career Super Bowl touchdown passes
Most career Super Bowl passing yards
Most first half pass completions in single Super Bowl
Most career Superbowl pass completions
Most career Superbowl pass attempts
Most pass completions in single Super Bowl
12 career division titles for quarterback
21 career playoff wins for quarterback
Most career postseason passing yards
53 career playoff passing touchdowns
Plenty of players have plenty of records, but only one team has a perfect season. And it isn't the Patriots.
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Originally Posted by J.R.R. Tolkien
There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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