*customer approaching*
Me: Don't talk to me don't talk to me don't talk to me please don't fucking talk to me, fuck off fuck off fuck offfffff
*customer approaching*
Me: Oh please lord, don't talk to me. DON'T. TALK. TO. ME. GO AWAY. PLEASE JUST KEEP WALKING. DON'T TALK TO ME.
Customer: Where can I find *completely random item*/how much would it be/inane question about where the bathroom is when it's right behind you
Me: Ugh.
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You and I,
We were born to die.
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