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Old 02-01-2015, 10:26 PM   #156 (permalink)
ladyislingering
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Dear Chula,

Recently I threw a birthday party. All my friends (including my boyfriend) showed up to the event.

We were having a lovely time, playing all my records and dancing.

Until Judy showed up. God, I hate Judy.

Well, Judy ended up seducing my boyfriend.

They walked out together. She was wearing his ring.

What should I do?







*******UPDATE***********




My boyfriend - Johnny - saw me dancing with another guy and punched him square in the face! I guess he really does care for me. He let ol' Judy down in a hurry.

mfw I'm Lesley Gore, and it's my party and I'll cry if I want to.




Cry, you stupid bitch!!!!

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