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Originally Posted by John Wilkes Booth
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Dear John Wilkes Booth,
You are officially my favorite person on this site. If I could **** you, I would seriously consider it. I consider sex to be a perfectly legitimate form of payment when the one performing the act does not feel unwillingly compelled to provide such payment, and I do not. This is open to you. I just wanted you to know that.
xoxo,
The Slutlord
P.S. So long as we do STD tests beforehand, I will let you *** in me.