Originally Posted by The Batlord

You must understand that my virulence is tongue-in-cheek. It amuses me to take an aggressive stance on something I don't particularly care about. For example...

**** turtlenecks. Yuppie bull**** that should have died out when everyone realized how much that guy from Will and Grace looked like a ****ing douchebag. Every time I see someone with one I just want to use their own collar to strangle them to death, and then I'll take their shirt off, masturbate on it, and put it back on them.