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Originally Posted by Tristesse
Dear Chula,
What does it mean if a girl is very affectionate in person but never texts first to innitiate the meet up?
Also, do you have to both agree that you are dating before it becomes cheating to see someone else at the same time?
Yours faithfully,
Dan Bilzerian
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Dear Dan,
Be a dude and you initiate a hook up. Cheating rules vary from state to state. Check with your local magistrate.
*cough*
Chula
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Originally Posted by Briks
Dear Chula,
Are keyboard solos okay?
-Chad Adolph Bengtsson
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Dear Chad,
F*ck yeah!
*sniff*
Chula
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Originally Posted by Vanilla
Dear Chula,
Is it okay if I throw a few more models of a roof? The last one got me so much press.
Regards,
Dan Bilzerian.
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Dear Bilz,
Toss as many porn starlets off as you'd like. Just next time post follow up x-rays of the damage.
*hack*
Chula
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Originally Posted by Briks
Dear Chula,
How can I appreciably expand my vocabulary as fast as possible?
-The cutest little Norse boy
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Dear TCLNB,
Read hard core philosophy books with a dictionary close by. Also read this too.
Fox in Socks - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
*sneeze*
Chula
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Originally Posted by The Batlord
Dear Chula,
Sick. Woke up with ten gallons of thick, green phlegm stuck to my throat. Feels like I ate razor wire. How best to make my throat feel human again?
Yours truly,
*hack, hack, cough, cough, hock, ptooey!*
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Dear HHCCHP,
My heart bleeds for you.....
*cough cough*
Chula