this wine is only 10% alcohol so it's basically piss but it was a nice gift and I don't want to waste it.
I opened it a few days ago and somehow ripped the cork in half (but contained the rest of the bottle with it) and now I've just destroyed it even further
also I really wish people would write me poems.
nobody ever writes me poems.
Batlords need not apply because that's just gonna get gross/weird.