Hello Musicbanter,
It is I, Varg Vikernes (yes, really!
), and it has come to my attention that a number of people hold some rather... unfortunate views about me. I don't know why so many people seem to hate me. I'm a pretty fungi (lol) and enjoy a good traditional Norwegian folk dance as much as anyone. I'm sure it's all a terrible misunderstanding brought about by communists, the media, and Jews. So, ask me anything you wish, and I will answer to the best of my abilities, hopefully clearing up any misunderstandings and misinformation. I hope very much to get to know each and every one of you in the days to come.
Odin be with you,
Varg