When I was younger and more innocent, my best friend and I used to play all the usual games where you pretend to be a character from a book or movie, but we made them more interesting through spoonerisms. He was Hobin Rood and I was the Neriff of Shottingham; he was Matban and I was Je Thoker, etc. We were doing great until we tried The Adventures of Tom Sawyer.
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