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Old 12-22-2014, 07:14 PM   #103 (permalink)
Scarlett O'Hara
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Dear Chula,

Some skank is impersonating me on the internet. I know it's wrong to hit a woman, but is it also wrong to drive a '68 El Camino with a trunk full of pig shit through her living room?

Sincerely,
Parked a block from her house


I think I hit a nerve.

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Originally Posted by Tristesse View Post
Dear Chula,

What does it mean if a girl is very affectionate in person but never texts first to innitiate the meet up?

Also, do you have to both agree that you are dating before it becomes cheating to see someone else at the same time?

Yours faithfully,

Dan Bilzerian


Or,

Dear Chula,

Is it okay if I throw a few more models of a roof? The last one got me so much press.

Regards,

Dan Bilzerian.
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