How Trollheart Should Have Reviewed The New Nickelback Album

Oh come all ye faithful and rejoice, for the backs of Nickel have released a new album for ye to worship. All praise the Chad! Album of the year 2014 AND 2015, without doubt surely? But seriously, what's it like? Is it really that bad? Can I find anything decent on it? Let's see.
No fixed address --- Nickelback --- 2014 (Republic)
Exactly the same sh
it as last time