If you had to be an educator, what would you teach and to what level?
High school health class. Hopefully my lessons on birth control will get through to the little ****ers and they'll have less children so that I don't have to teach anymore.
If you had to run a business, what kind of business would you run?
These days? Comic book shop. Do I really need to explain?
If you had to be an artist, what would be your medium?
I find that, while I'm not really any good at it, I like world-building as a writer.
If you had to be a tradesman/woman, what would be your trade?
Is male stripper a trade? If not, then I kind of dig the idea of being a sailor in the merchant marine and seeing the world.
If you had to be a master criminal, what would be your area of expertise?
Mercenary. Hey, if I'm gonna be a sociopath, I might as well be the sociopath with the biggest gun.
If you had to be a ruling politician, how would you lead?
From the golf course, like every other politician.
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Originally Posted by J.R.R. Tolkien
There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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