You forgot to mention the nimrods who shop via proxy with their wife on the cell phone.
Dude stands zombie like in the middle of the aisle staring at the salad dressings with a cell phone to his ear?
"What kind?"?"
"You want low fat?"
"Huh?"
"Oh"
"Which brand do you want?"
"Well, the Wishbone is cheaper but the Newman's bottle looks bigger"
"What?"
"Oh"
"13.5 oz and 16 oz"
"39 cents"
"More expensive"
"The Newman's"
"Ok"
Wash, rinse, repeat throughout the store.
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and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.”
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