Originally Posted by The Batlord

Jello is bull****. It's not awful, but there's no reason to want to eat it over any other kind of dessert. It feels like licorice. The kind of thing where people used to eat it back when there weren't any better choices. But in a world of limitless junk food, jello and sorbet and licorice and candy corn are obsolete garbage that need to die.

Also, while I'm on the subject of obsolete foods, **** borsch. We're not dirt poor, Russian peasants whose only other options for food are our shoes. Borsch is disgusting.