Witnessing a hit and run but you won't talk to the police cuz no snitchin:
I saw the driver
run that girl down and leave, but
I don't squeal to pigs.
Oatmeal:
I love cooked oatmeal
hot and sweet with brown sugar
stirred into dark swirls.
Next topic: when you give into kleptomaniacal urges to steal something petty
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Originally Posted by Neapolitan:
If a chicken was smart enough to be able to speak English and run in a geometric pattern, then I think it should be smart enough to dial 911 (999) before getting the axe, and scream to the operator, "Something must be done! Something must be done!"
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Last edited by VEGANGELICA; 11-22-2014 at 11:16 PM.
Reason: I keep changing my next topic! Sorry!
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