I was just eating a walnuts straight outta the shell. Cracked it open and a bunch of dark-brown/black specks came out. I thought nothing of it, figuring the nut was just kinda old, and the inside of the shell was just dried out and crumbling. Eat one nut and it's all good. Pull another one out of the shell... and there's a ****ing worm. I'm 99% sure I just ate worm ****. Spent the next five minutes brushing my teeth over and over again. FML.
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Originally Posted by Frownland
My dorm got raided yesterday because my roommate was caught drinking on this, a dry campus. Now all of my vodka and my pipes are gone. I have a meeting this week with a student conduct officer to decide what's going to happen. Luckily I didn't have any weed so there's some hope there but I think I might be kinda ****ed. Hopefully it's just a slap on the wrist type deal because this is my first offense.
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Dude, you go to a dry college? You of all people? That's like WD going to... a dry college! They must have a hella arts department or something.