>trying to seduce fine member of opposite sex
>he's timid but I don't want him to be
>he's not getting the hint
>try harder
>tease him a little
>nights pass with the same old song and dance
>still no dice
>gotta break out the big guns
>show him how it's done
>still doesn't get it
>goddamnit.gif
>gotta write a song about it
>tfw it's a pity
>tfw he's so pretty
>tfw he's so fine
>he's so fine he blows my mind
note: this is only a joke