Originally Posted by WhateverDude

Now Roxy at the bar is a friend of mine
She gets me my trees for free
And she's quick with a joke or to hang out and toke
Long as it's not 3 in the morning

She says, "SHUT THE FUCK UP I'M TRYING TO SLEEP"
As I'm hiding out from a police chase
"Well, I think you've had a bit too much to drink
just got to bed and wash your face"

Originally Posted by GuitarBizarre

Roxy is unable to perpetrate violence. It always somehow turns into BDSM between two consenting adults.

Originally Posted by Frownland

I just want to say your tits are lovely.

Originally Posted by grindy

Roxy is the William S. Burroughs of our time.

Originally Posted by Neapolitan

I like Roxy, she's awesome and her taste in music far exceeds yours. Roxy is in the Major League bro, and you're like a sad clown in a two bit rodeo.