Originally Posted by Trollheart

I don't think he meant a Disney shirt hon. When he said a snail I think he meant there is a REAL SNAIL crawling on his chest and he's either too drunk, tired or couldn't care less to get up and move it, so going to wait for it to get off his chest.

Gonna be waiting a long time... those snails hurry for no man!

Originally Posted by bob.

and just for the record i am 6'1 and weigh 135 lbs (in other words i look like an AIDS or Cancer patient) and i cry hard at romantic comedies and most Disney films....and that commercial when the little girl is painting the toe nails of her Great Dane....the only sporting event i watch is the Tour De France....and i drink well over two case of beer a week

and at this exact moment i am wearing a shirt with a snail on it

macho as fuck