Originally Posted by Janszoon

Dear almost-in-law,

Bailing on her three weeks before the wedding is a dick move. You're a coward for waiting until now to drop this bombshell and you're an asshole for doing it the way you did. I'm glad we're never going to be part of the same family, you ass.

Originally Posted by GuitarBizarre

Roxy is unable to perpetrate violence. It always somehow turns into BDSM between two consenting adults.

Originally Posted by Frownland

I just want to say your tits are lovely.

Originally Posted by grindy

Roxy is the William S. Burroughs of our time.

Originally Posted by Neapolitan

I like Roxy, she's awesome and her taste in music far exceeds yours. Roxy is in the Major League bro, and you're like a sad clown in a two bit rodeo.