Originally Posted by LeHetfield James

Thoughts about several genres:
Doom Metal: I don't like you, I've never actually liked you really. My biggest problem with you is when nothing happens, or it's just a ringing guitar chord for like three hours. I hate that; if you had a constant beat to go along with it or it was more uptempo, I would have no complaints–but no, you do everything in your power to make me dislike you. Your flagship band, Black Sabbath, has a singer that I absolutely loathe to listen to, and their very first song from their very first album is one of the most absolutely mind-numbingly boring tracks I've ever heard; and it's by the grace of God alone that I hit the "next track" button and, therefore, discovered "the Wizard" that I even allow this contemptible album to take up space on my computer hard drive at all.
Electric Wizard is the genre done right. What's that? I'm not allowed to call EW doom? Well never mind then, doom sucks.