Skiffed Mary - A sheltered, most likely-middle class girlfriend you bring to a punk rock show to show her "your tastes" and she ends up traumatised and possibly dead.
Smobber - The loud, destructive, belligerent kind of punk rock fan who seems to be at the venue every night and yet no one seems to know or like.
Kissy Rinkers - A "punk" act, that sell out and become Glatonbury stalwarts.
Riffed Mary - The sheltered girlfriend you bring to a rock concert who becomes transformed by her experiences into a punk goddess gorgon b****.
B****** Hams - The kind of punk band everybody's talking about but no-one's ever seen.
Lydon's Frigates - Posers.
Surprised you guys don't know these.
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'Well, I'm a common working man,
With a half of bitter, bread and jam,
And if it pleases me, I'll put one on ya man,
When the copper fades away!' - Jethro Tull
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