Carpe Mortem

This annoying chick at work... is annoying. She claims interest in things she doesn't know **** about, likely in an effort to appear interesting, and as someone quite knowledgeable on the **** it annoys the **** out of me. She also did the whole 'I'm not racist but' thing recently, and I have to consistently remind myself not to mind rape her because she's like 20 and probably never been south of 11 mile.

That's Michigan jargon for 'she's a really naive white suburbanite'. There's a reason I got hired in making more an hour.

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