Alright you're probably in the 'LAD' criteria:
- if you watch and try to emulate the british versions of Jersey Shore (there are many, they are horrible)
-if you want to talk about gyms, gains, lifts, reps, sets, curls, etc but haven't seen the inside of a gym in your life
-if you fake tan and buy your t-shirts two sizes too small
-if you like starting obnoxious football chants after having two beers
-if you spend more time taking buddy photos with other 'lads' than having your hands on a fine lady
- if you think Michelle Keegan is your dream girl
-if the idea of T in the Park (or your conception of what it should be) - drinking, birds, drinking, football chants, ****ty radio indie band - seems almost too good to be true
-if you refer to girls as 'birds' and wonder why you're never laid
-if you subscribe to the same wave of thought as Jeremy Clarkson
-if you cream yourself over pictures of fast cars
-if you think it's cool to try and soup up a Corsa
-if you hang around car parks with other car users to share in the mutual love of sitting around car parks with other car users
-if you say really dumb things like "big weekend with the lads, can't wait to get smashed, maga '14" with no hint of irony
-if you read Nuts or Zoo
-if you emit no original personality or redeemable characteristic traits
-if your life revolves solely around going to a god awful chain club at the weekends to meet and greet with Joey Essex
- if you're a mindless, generic clone.
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