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Originally Posted by ladyislingering
Mr. Carpe has a cute nose.
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He's a ****ing Viking and you talk about his nose? I want that dude to lead me into battle.
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Originally Posted by Carpe Mortem
We have an understanding that I can leave him if he shaves his beard, and he can leave me if I get fat.
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Sounds fair to me.