She was probably 12 or 13, dressed in a halter top that was way too small and a skirt that hardly covered her asscheeks. What really pulled Baby Prostitute together was the unfitting and clumsily applied purple eyeshadow. She was the living embodiment of a stereotypical prostitute image, but she was a little girl.

Dude had the flabbiest muttonchops ever, and he was rude to me. Dude looked like a walrus fucked a bloodhound, and that's how he was born. Not sure why I felt like calling him Pissflaps McGee but that's just my brain at work.

At least two customers seemed to be farting everywhere. Or trying to fart on me/next to me. Or they shit their pants. I really don't know. Either way we have some nasty ass people in our store.