if I had my own radio show I'd do things like "describe your last restroom trip using historical events" or "rate your last cooking experience from 'my food could sing backup for David Bowie' to 'my food was ready to join Soul Train'" and have parody song contests and just really stupid shit all the time.
I'm sort of glad I don't have that much power.
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