one of my brand new coworkers told me today that someone paid to watch her eat for an hour in a revealing outfit, but she also ate cake off her sister (and explicitly called it an "incest project") and now I just
I CAN'T LOOK AT HER ANYMORE WITHOUT WONDERING HOW MY BOSS DIDN'T REALIZE THAT SHE'S WEIRD ENOUGH TO TELL A COMPLETE STRANGER THESE FUCKING THINGS ON HER 2ND DAY OF WORK
SOMEONE PLEASE HELP ME because I think she really likes me BUT I DON'T WANT TO KNOW HER LIFESTORY.
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You and I,
We were born to die.
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