Okay, serious post:
I'm not worth discussing. Some things I say, I mean. Some things I say, I don't mean, but it's never trolling. I say stuff that amuses me, stuff with a subversive message, but I don't post anything in order to bait anyone or stir things up. I don't like drama so I certainly don't try to create it. I'm a harmless joker. And it's up to the reader to figure out when I'm being serious and when I'm being silly. But I am a rapist. No, wait. I'm not a rapist.
The point is I'm just little old me. And little things ain't worth fretting over.