That moment when you see a pic of some girl on the internet and you're like, "Holy ****! That girl needs to abort my children!" and then you find out she's sixteen and you're like "Thanks, Obama!"
And that moment when you're whackin' it and you're almost there, almost there, almost there and then you're ****ing arm gives out. You switch to your left to keep it going, but since you're not ambidextrous this is just a stop gap for when your right is good to go again, and by then you have to start from scratch.
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Originally Posted by J.R.R. Tolkien
There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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