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Originally Posted by hate paper doll
The voices in your head told you vital organs weren't necessary so you disemboweled yourself.
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Driving on highway
Car catches fire
Mass explosion
Get thrown over median
Land on road
18 wheeler at 100 mph coming at you
Barrel roll into ditch
You are in montana
Bears attack you in the ditch
A trucker picks you up to rescue you
He says he will force you into sex slavery
You escape with a gun in ur purse
NRA sends a letter applaudin ur gun usage
Get papercut opening letter
Infection
Death