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Originally Posted by hate paper doll
Trampled by fatties at Wal Mart on black Friday
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I'm offensive, and I find this fat.
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Originally Posted by hate paper doll
Runs naked through the streets on LSD, gets hit by a bus
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Watches a modern episode episode of SpongeBob. Realizing how terrible this once great show has become, you go on a homicidal rampage. You go to Nickelodeon Studios and find where the SpongeBob staff work. You just start opening fire, killing writers left and right. You decide to set the place on fire. The police are called and you are shot. However, you are still not dead. Bleeding out, you get an evil grin on your face, pull a device with a button on it, and say "I'll be waiting for you in Hell, mother****ers" whilst pressing the button that sets off a bomb you planted earlier. The entire studio blows up, thus ensuring both your death and the death of any more ****ty SpongeBob episodes.