Originally Posted by WhateverDude

Briks, you clearly aren't eating vegetables prepared on the propers.

Veggies are delicious.

Zuchinni? More or less every kind of squash? Too many people slice that **** razor thin and sautee it until it becomes a watery wafer of disappointment. Cube it up into bite-sized pieces! Be surprised at the amazingness that is: the vegetable.


Anyways, wish granted but it's a terrible cake that you're allergic to.






I wish I was taller and not so emaciated-looking.

Originally Posted by hate paper doll

Granted, but you're so big that you never get laid again.

I wish i could travel the world