How long does it take a Pakistani woman to have a sh*t?
9 months
What's red, 10 inches long, and makes your girlfriend cry when you try to put it in her mouth?
Her miscarriage.
How can you tell if your roommate is gay?
His dick tastes like sh*t
how do you turn a fruit into a vegetable?
AIDS
Did you know 4/20 is Hitlers birthday?
Stoner's remember it by getting as baked as the Jews
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