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Originally Posted by ladyislingering
 Both of you are awesome.
WD never stops partying but hopefully takes care of himself otherwise so he doesn't end up in a soup of his own vomit (some of which he's choked on) in a partially full bathtub. |
I'm glad you think I'm awesome but I don't. ****ing. vomit.
I hold my goddamn liquors like an Italian holds his balls.
I am alsos partially Italian. We hold our balls like a muthafukka.
S'far as I'm concerned you're still awesome and rad. But. I don't vomit.
I also dont have no bathtubs.
aint no posh boy, we got an showerheads and no curtains on the outdoors in the lawns. **** it, damn sure the neighbor lady aint seen no dicks since the 90s anyways. THA'S RIGHT, LOOK AT DEM DICKS, JUST SHORT OF THE 6 OF INCHES ON THE E-RECTS, JUS ABOVES AVERAGES. YOU KNOW YOU WANT IT, NEIGHBOR LADY. I knw yoyd does