Originally Posted by Wpnfire

Lol. That reminds me of Yu-Gi-Oh! Nightmare Troubadour's god-awful translations. Here's some of them:

• Joey: "Woah. You've getting better and better."
  
  
• Roland: "Information on various Duerist is input to the Duel Base by the technology of KaibaCorp."
  
  
• Seto Kaiba: "Next, when meeting, I win."
  
  
• Yami Yugi: "He seemed to be obviously painful."
  
  
• Yami Yugi: "The victory ceremony starts slowly. Let’s return!"
  
  
• You: "I will not go out because slowness today."
  
  
• You: "Let's already return."

Originally Posted by J.R.R. Tolkien

There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.