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Originally Posted by ladyislingering
Trees are freaky.
The trees around our apartment complex seemed to have suddenly bloomed over the course of an afternoon (wtf).
Also trees killed Marc Bolan.
DOWN WITH THE TREES
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They did. He was just sitting there all minding his own business when BAM! tree (drunk no doubt) walks out, slams into his car (stationary of course) with a huge branch and kills him. ****ing tree legs it, no case to answer as one tree looks the same as another (So? It's Plantism, is it? Hah! **** you!) and the greatest unsolved murder of the century gets put down as an "accident". Yeah, right. And the police dept all suddenly had nice new plants in their window boxes the next day. Wonder where THEY came from?
