Roxy, that's perfectly fine, I understand. Probably too old for you anyway, though I CAN program a VCR --- after all, I had several down the years. And I'm reasonably technically minded. But then, as you said, you're allergic to cats so we're doomed because I'm sorry my darling but I ain't giving my pookies up for anyone, not even someone as gorgeous as you!
But, but,
but ... keep your hands off my lady!
