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Originally Posted by Frownland
All of my friends with kids have some ugly ass babies.
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Most babies are hideous. They have slobber and snot all over their faces at any given time (through no fault of their own, but seriously, just because it's a baby doesn't mean it's not nasty) and much like the general populace, they all look the same. If you put a bunch of babies in the same outfit and stuck them in a room to play together, with no ID, their parents would never know which is theirs because they'd just be an army of s
hit-pants rage-critters.
I don't understand why people tell their friends "oh, your baby is so cute!" and their friends act like it was some miraculous act of God when in reality, the best response would be "thanks, I made it with my balls and so did 30,000 other people on the same day, and I haven't slept in 7 weeks".
Give me a puppy or any other baby-mammal that isn't a human. Then we'll talk cute.