So, today was my day off. But since we can't seem to find people to pass a drug test. They hire them, then test, then fire the next day. And I say to myself, (stoned as hell I might add) how do you not pass a test? How? Did you not go to the head shop? Did you not buy the synthetic urine like everybody else in this kitchen? Oh....what's that, you don't trust the over the counter 'novelty urine?' So let me see if I understand this correctly, you don't trust it because you think it will show up positive for drugs. Yes, they put fake drugs in your fake pee. Novelty, totally the joke is on you! What the ****? Really I smoke weed in the back of this establishment all day. Literally. How do you fail a drug test how? I don't mind the OT, because I am an hourly sous and I am slightly expensive when I run into the OT.
I am however going to need every bit of overtime on this check to bail myself out of jail for murdering my downstairs neighbor. DUDE, your crazy Russian dupstep sucks......
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Roxy is unable to perpetrate violence. It always somehow turns into BDSM between two consenting adults.
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I just want to say your tits are lovely.
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Roxy is the William S. Burroughs of our time.
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I like Roxy, she's awesome and her taste in music far exceeds yours. Roxy is in the Major League bro, and you're like a sad clown in a two bit rodeo.
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