Alright, I'll do this again.
Batty - Putrid and aggressive humor (hilarious), and you sure know a lot about metal
Black Francis - Really cool guy, too bad you don't like metal, haha
Bulbasaur - Haven't seen him for a while, sure hope he's not gone?
Butthead - Emo troll king
Crowquill - Come back, please.
Deej - I'm glad I haven't gotten into an argument with you yet, but still you're a great member and possibly an even better plugger
DoesntReallyMatter - Confused me a lot, and I have a feeling he was, somehow, influenced while typing. Still, it would be fun to see him come back for a day so he could read the replies to his goodbye thread
GiganticDebaser - By being Norwegian, and a cool guy, you get a spot as one of my favourite members
Goofle - Easily my favourite mod
Kartoffelbrei - Cool new member, eager to get to know you
Ki - Your journal is, by me, used as a template for how it is done (along with Trollheart's journals, of course

). Also, your avatar is the best, I made it the wallpaper on my mobile. Just wondering whether you're male or female?
Ninetales - Wow, you went from noob to accepted member really fast. Respect.
Paul - Even though you're old, you don't take stuff too seriously and can handle a joke. Guys, stop hating on this guy, he's cool
Powerstars - *Cough* great example on how you can be both young and cool on the internet if you try
Rezz - Non-emo troll king
Roxy - A bit sarcastic sometimes, but we all love you anyway
Silenzio - Finally got your journal up and running, great! Easily my favourite noob
Trollheart - Trollheart for president of Journalland 2014
Unknown Soldier - Walking hard rock/metal encyclopaedia, really intelligent poster
Urban - Goofle's close competitor as my favourite mod
Vanilla - Likable without having similar tastes as me, putrid humor, or a taste for plugging. Respect.
If you're not mentioned, then I...
1. ...have already mentioned you and feel that I don't have much to add
2. ...don't like you
3. ...don't have a strong opinion either way
4. ...like you, but don't feel I know you well enough to mention you here
In other words, don't be offended. It's unlikely that I don't like you and if I do, it's for the right reasons.