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Old 03-05-2014, 06:36 PM   #3 (permalink)
Trollheart
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I'm kind of unimaginative I guess. All I want is a third eye in the middle of my forehead, shoulder-mounted rocket launchers, bat wings (of course), skin that absorbs all the light around me so that I become a living shadow, glowing red eyes so that the only thing you see is a sea of blackness with two red orbs in the middle that strike terror into your very soul, and a bigger penis.
God you're so boring! I KNEW you were gonna say that. Though you forgot the eye-mounted cameras so you can perve away and nobody will know. I'd kill for those.
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