Originally Posted by Trollheart

I would change everything about me. Except my face.

No wait, that too.

Mind you, if I was a girl I'd be set: long slender legs, nice tight bum, slim waist (size 6/8) and kind of dainty hands, soft voice .... oh my god! I AM a girl!!!

Originally Posted by GuitarBizarre

Roxy is unable to perpetrate violence. It always somehow turns into BDSM between two consenting adults.

Originally Posted by Frownland

I just want to say your tits are lovely.

Originally Posted by grindy

Roxy is the William S. Burroughs of our time.

Originally Posted by Neapolitan

I like Roxy, she's awesome and her taste in music far exceeds yours. Roxy is in the Major League bro, and you're like a sad clown in a two bit rodeo.