"The eagle may soar through the sky, but the weasle doesnt get sucked into jet plane engines"
"The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese"
"Join the Army, meet interesting people, kill them"
"If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?"
"Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk?"
"What happens if you get scared half to death twice?"
"I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out."
"If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you"
"The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up"
"42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot"
"A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths"
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