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Old 02-20-2014, 11:13 PM   #3877 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by Christian Benteke View Post
Saw this earlier, this poor bloke got slaughtered:



Made me do a lol.
I started ripping on him myself after seeing that jacket being stretched. I didn't even start reading the comments yet but they just reinforced what I was thinking.

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Originally Posted by The Batlord View Post
All the push-up bras in the world aren't gonna give her Hooters-quality boobs. Unless you're at least a C-cup then your application should be immediately put in the paper shredder.
There is no such thing as Hooters-quality boobs. The guy that does the hiring decides whatever standards he wants to have but he isn't legally allowed to discriminate against girls that have smaller boobs from hiring them.
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IMO I don't know jack-**** though so don't listen to me.
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The problem is that most police officers in America are psychopaths.
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You're a terrible dictionary.
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